little.miss.harry.potter.obsessed

My friends make my day

Andrew: i don't have a thing for feet btw
Andrew: just to clear that up
Ciarán Harkness: Yeah...
Andrew: fuck you
Ciarán Harkness: What? Your burd is hardly gonna give you the boot over it...
Ciarán Harkness: If she does, sock it to her.
Ciarán Harkness: Give it to that toe
Andrew: fuck you
Ciarán Harkness: What? I (toe)nailed it, didn't I? You toetally do.
Andrew: not funny
Ciarán Harkness: These jokes leave scars that take a while to heel, I know.
Andrew: calm down
Ciarán Harkness: Uh-oh! He's mad! LEG IT!
Andrew: LEGS ARE DIFFERENT
Andrew: FUCKS SAKE
Ciarán Harkness: Don't try put the shoe on the other foot...
Ciarán Harkness: Looks like he's given me the boot...
Ciarán Harkness: At least I've managed to find his achilles heel...
Ciarán Harkness: Poor Andy Pee...
Andrew: ikr
Ciarán Harkness: If you're going to make comebacks though, you gotta give it some welly!
Andrew: why am i your friend
Ciarán Harkness: We're two of a pair!
Ciarán Harkness: Solemates =P
Andrew: I fucking hate you